Children of the corn meet turkeys of the beans.
It was my pleasure to be in attendance when Austin, Minnesota, became a Bird City by meeting Audubon’s requirements.
For some reason, these bovines are known as longhorns.
Maybe it’s called a house finch because I can watch it from my house. Probably not.
Fall is when leaves jump from trees and then dance with the wind.
I learned at the SPAM museum in Austin, Minnesota, that I’m 24 SPAM cans tall.